please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I need moral support for this bender
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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