Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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