she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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