Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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