meet me or not, i'm out of control
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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