How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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