so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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