They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize