FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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