I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
They have beer where we have blood.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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