I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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