I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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