I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
is wine microwaveable?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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