one might say we're banned from that church
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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