Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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