All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This is classic penis vs brain.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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