Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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