Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
your room smells of hookers.
And success
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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