Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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