Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you mean i was at the winter classic?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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