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(901): View more from Tennessee

Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks

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(561): View more from Florida

i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed

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(219): View more from Indiana

shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs

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(712): View more from Iowa

I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.

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(716): View more from New York

whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete

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(606): View more from Kentucky

If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"

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Aren't they always?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.

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