I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Alive.
So much puke
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
