I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
