white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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