so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Do plants get herpes?
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