real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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