Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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