I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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