I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
They took my balls.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize