ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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