She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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