In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think my moral compass just broke
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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