Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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