Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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