PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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