This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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