I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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