so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I believe in your delicious
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
