I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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