My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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