there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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