id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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