i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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