i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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