Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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