I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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