I hope mine doesn't look like that
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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