Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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