from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize