But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The adults are the big ones right?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
