Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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