Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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