Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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