remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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