btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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