I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So much Jack, so little girl.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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