I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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